Fredagsfräckis
En bosnier befarade att hans fru varit otrogen mot honom. Han anlitade en detektiv, den billigaste han kunde hitta. En kines. Rapporten löd följande:
- Most honorable, sir. You leave house. I watch house. He come to house. I watch. He and she leave house. I follow. He and she so in hotel. I climb tree. I look in window. He kiss she. He strip she. She strip he. He play with she. She play with he. I play with me. I fall of tree. I not see. No fee. Cheng Lee.